Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée
I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.
You spelled ‘best’ wrong.
“i am a rock tumbler i’ve got rocks inside my head
and just because they come out shining doesn’t mean that they are diamonds”
im not kidding guys i think kimya dawson is my absolute favorite person
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
